A long ass fuckin' time ago. In a town called Kickapoo. There lived a humble family. Religious through and through. . But yay there was a black sheep.
God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin. schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.. Whahahat? Wh?. Wake up..
A long ass fuckin' time ago. In a town called Kickapoo. There lived a humble family. Religious through and through. . But yay there was a black sheep.
With karate I'll kick your ass. From here to Tiananmen Square. Oh yeah, motherfucker, I'm gonna kick your fuckin' derriere, yeah, yeah. You broke the rules, now I'll pull out all your pubic hair....
(Jack Black:) Oh my god. Oh my god, I've done it.. (shouts) Cage! Come here, I want you!. (Kyle Gass:) What? What? God! I'm sleeping, dude!. What are you talking about....
This is a song called the history of Tenacious D. And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past. . It's a chronicling of our rise. To Power!!.
We should talk about the hard fucking now, the hard fucking?. Because I think it's pretty common complaint. Yeah the ladies don't really like the hard fucking.
(phone rings). . *click*. . Two Kings.. Hey Kage.. Hey!. How's it goin'?. Good, good.... What are you--what are you doin'?. Oh, god, I was just, I was-.
Friendship is rare. Do you know what I'm saying to you?. Friendship is rare. My derriere. When you find out much later. That they don't really care. .
Kage?. . Wha? Hey, wh-what's happenin'?. . What are you doin' here?. . Oh I just, uh, I think I forgot somethin'. Just, ya know. . Wait a second, it's like 2am, in the middle of the night.
Kage.. Yeah?. Let's go to the drive-thru.. Oh good, im starvin'.. . Related. . 15 Huge Stars Who Were Backup Singers First. . Find Your Next Concert With Live Nation's Tour Stop.
Dude, I totally miss you. I really fucking miss you. I'm all alone all the time, all the time. . Dude, I totally miss you. The things we did together.
Climb upon my faithful steed,. Then we gonna ride,. Gonna smoke some weed.. Climb upon my big-ass steed,. And ride, ride, ride.. . Weeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,.
Damn. A hard days rockin'. Better slip off m'shoes. Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend. Dip my toe to jacuzzi baby. Slip out this book, "The Buttress of Windsor".
Dio has rocked for a long, long time. Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of Wilder Beasts and dangers. He has soared on the wings of a demon.
Ooh. They must pay the rent. With their rock. Oh hoooooooooooooooo. . Related. . 18 Non-Traditional Yet Perfect Wedding Songs. . Find Your Next Concert With Live Nation's Tour Stop.
The world is fucking turning to shit. The earth don't stand a chance. Hurricane typhoon will destroy the city. . We've got to clean up the skies and recycle.
(spoken). (KG:) D'you think that um... Dude d'you think that when the album... When this is out, D'you think this'll make us umm. more attractive to the ladies?.
Hey Kage. . Jabels. . How goes it man?. . It's good, it's good. . You know I've been thinkin' a lot about it. And um, I just want us to be the best fuckin' band in the world.
Can't you see he's the man. Let me hear you applaude. He is more than a man. He's a shiny golden god. . If you think it's time to fucking rock. And fucking roll out of control.