Classical Teacher Lyrics - Rize Of The Fenix (vinyl Lp) - Tenacious D

Hey Kage 

Jabels 

How goes it man? 

It's good, it's good 

You know I've been thinkin' a lot about it 

And um, I just want us to be the best fuckin' band in the world 

Well, yeah, me too 

I mean, there's no point in doin' it if we're not the best 

Well, it's true, I agree with that 

I mean what, what, we're gonna be, yeah we're really good 

We're almost as good as Arcade Fire, fuck that 

Yeah 

We gotta leave those fuckers in the dust 

What, what do you mean? 

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All those fuckin' youngsters gotta lick our boot or fuck it 

You know what I mean? 

Yeah, yeah, well how do we do that though? 

Dude, you need to fuckin' have some lessons 

What?! 

You know you're really good, but you gotta expand your game 

Lessons? 

You know how Kobe, in the off-season, will go and like 

Learn a fuckin', you know, a Texas-two-step or somethin' 

To add to his arsenal? 

Yeah, that's true, that's true 

Well I've just been noticing 

Some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy 

Really? Huh 

And I, I hope you're not pissed off at me 

But I went and hired a dude 

Yeah? 

Photos 

Yeah 

Oh no, what? 

Dude, just give it a chance will you? 

If you don't like, hey, I swear, if you don't like it 

We'll fuckin' fire his ass, he's out 

Who is this guy? I've never 

His name is Felix Char 

Oh, what? 

He's from Spain and he is the best 

I got him from the fuckin' London Field S'armonic 

I just, I don't know him, it seems weird, I 

Would you just, will you spend a minute with him? 

Okay, alright, I'll spend a minute with him 

He's right outside, I'm sending him in 

Oh, God, okay 

Why? Lessons, so stupid 

Hello? 

H-hi 

Hello, I am Felix Char 

Hi, uh, Felix, yeah, who 

Is, uh, Jack has asked me to spend some time with you 

Oh, yeah, okay 

Uh, one on one 

So, while Jack is outside, we will work on your technique 

Okay 

Can I see your, pickup, eh, is this your guitar here? 

Yeah, I got it right, I got it 

Ah, it is a Fender, huh? Is this a Fender? 

Oh, well, it's a Gibson 

Yes, a Gibson, yes, made by the same, uh, manufacturer 

Pick it up, please, can you pick it up? 

Okay, yeah 

No-to-to-to-to-pa-pa-pa-pa 

What? What'd I do? What'd I do? 

You pick it up from the neck 

This is not the way you pick up a guitar 

I just picked it up, I just 

No no, hey hey hey hey 

Cayate tu boca 

You pick it up from the body, okay? 

The what? 

The body 

Oh the body, okay, okay 

I'm sorry about my accent 

I didn't know, I didn't know 

Now listen to me 

I want to you to play like it is a woman 

You go and play the guitar now, play 

Uhh, okay, uhh 

No no no no no 

Your fingers, your fingers are too tight 

They're too tight? 

Yes, let me get behind you like this, you see 

If I put my finger on your finger, then you can feel 

What? Hey, I can play, just 

Shu-shu-shu-shu-shu 

Just let me play 

Finger to your mouth, I put my, my finger on your mouth 

On your lips, yes that's good 

Hey, man, what are you? 

Relax, hey, you want to play like an orgasm 

I'm just try, what? 

Feel this, do you feel that? 

Oh God, this is really weird man 

That's, that's my cock 

What?! 

It's my cock in your butt cheeks 

Oh God, hey! 

You feel it? 

Ow! 

Now I'm going to touch your cock, let me touch your penis 

It's me, it's me 

What?! 

It's JB, there's no Felix dude 

God, what are you doing? 

There's no Felix 

I'm fucking waking you up! 

And trying to shake your foundations 

By touching me with your penis? 

Yes, by fucking touching your penis, whatever it takes 

God! 

That's all I'm saying, dude, I'm making a point 

Let's get fucking serious, let's get fucking physical! 

Alright, let's take it from the top