Karate Schnitzel Lyrics - Tenacious D

God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin 

schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up. 

Whahahat? Wh? 

Wake up. 

What? 

You ate my fuckin schnitzel. 

What? 

You ate my fuckin schnitzel. 

Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game. 

Yeah? 

For anybody that wants to eat it. 

Well then maybe this is fair game. WOW! 

Ow God, Hey! 

Yeah, that's right its a karate chop! 

What're ya doin? 

Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIKAY! 

OW! 

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