Kickapoo (snl Version) Lyrics - Tenacious D

A long ass fuckin' time ago 

In a town called Kickapoo 

There lived a humble family 

Religious through and through 

But yay there was a black sheep 

And he knew just what to do 

His name was young J.B. 

And he refused to step in line 

A vision he did see-eth 

Fuckin' rocking all the time 

He wrote a tasty jam 

And all the planets did align 

Oh the dragon's balls were blazin' 

As I stepped into its cave 

Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles 

With a long and shiny blade! 

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'Twas I who fucked the dragon 

Fuckalize sing fuckaloo! 

And if you try to fuck with me 

Then I shall fuck you too 

Gotta get it on in the party zone 

I gots to shoot a load in the party zone 

Gotta lick a toad in the party zone 

Gotta suck a chode in the party zone 

Aahhhhhh! 

You've disobeyed my orders son 

Why were you ever born? 

Your brother's ten times better than you 

Jesus loves him more! 

This music that you play for us 

Comes from the depths of hell 

Rock and roll's the devil's work 

He wants you to rebel 

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You'll become a mindless puppet 

Beelzebub will pull the strings 

Your heart will lose direction 

And chaos it will bring 

You better shut your mouth, you better watch your tone 

You're grounded for a week with no telephone 

Don't let me hear you cry, don't let me hear you moan 

You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home 

Dio can you hear me? 

I am lost and so alone 

I'm askin' for your guidance 

Won't you come down from your throne? 

I need a tight compadre 

Who will teach me how to rock 

My father thinks you're evil 

But man, he can suck a cock 

Rock is not the devil's work 

It's magical and rad 

I'll never rock as long as I am 

Stuck here with my dad 

I hear you, brave young Jables 

You are hungry for the rock 

But to learn the ancient methods 

Sacred doors you must unlock 

Escape your father's clutches 

And this oppressive neighborhood 

On a journey you must go 

To find the land of Hollywood 

In The City of Fallen Angels 

Where the ocean meets the sand 

You will form a strong alliance 

And the world's most awesome band 

To find your fame and fortune 

Through the valley you must walk 

You will face your inner demons 

Now go, my son, and rock! 

So he bailed from fuckin' Kickapoo 

With hunger in his heart 

And he journeyed far and wide 

To find the secrets of his art 

But in the end he knew 

That he would find his counterpart 

Rock 

Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock 

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