Friendship Test Lyrics - Tenacious D

(phone rings) 

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Two Kings. 

Hey Kage. 

Hey! 

How's it goin'? 

Good, good... 

What are you--what are you doin'? 

Oh, god, I was just, I was- 

I love you. 

...what'd you say? 

I said I love you, man. I just wanted to say it. 

Dude, thanks... thank you... that's awesome. Fuckin' awesome. I mean, uh... that's cool you can say that. 

Don't you have something to say? 

No. (pause) Aw, I mean, I, uh, I like you... I like you too, dude. 

Whoa, whoa. LIKE? HO HO HO, MAN! I'm glad I fuckin' 

did this test on you, the friendship test! 

What? 

No, man 

What are you talkin' about? 

That---what happened before when I said I love you, that was a test. 

Because, man, I could've made a total ASS of myself if I hadn't done this test on you. 

HOO HOO! 

Wait, you don't--- 

Boy. 

You don't really love me? 

Dude, listen. You fuckin' passed the test, okay? But BARELY. You know what you got? 

What'd I get? 

F+. 

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