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By the light of the lamp I sit to type-my notes on tab at my side. I don't see the sun much these days. A fluorescent tan covers my hide. How much impact shall I have this time?.
Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and. Lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was. Burgundy. It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and.
Sgt. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, ingenious Sgt. Pilcher. He's found a way to make them pay. For the deviant things they do and say. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, quick-witted Sgt. Pilcher.
They broke out in laughter again. His lip beaded with sweat as they strapped him in. And he stood by and waited to be called. The talk was of times that'd gone by.
Used to come around here. To peddle his wares. A lot more takers now. . The turkey J. You can taste the air. Around your face. . His name was Barrest Jeffries.
There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene.. He's one mellow ass son of a bitch-a.. . He loves his wheat grass and cold bean curd.. He's one healthy ass sone of a bitch-a..
I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off. Dance around the house like nature boy. My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be.
My friend Fats, he's a hell of a guy.. Let me tell you why.. He's the epitome of neighborly.. . My friend Fats, he's a hell of a guy.. Let me tell y'all why..
My name is Mud. Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis. My name is mud and it's always been. 'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen.
Mrs. Blaileen - she was a sixth grade teacher. And she controlled the children. By using humiliation.. The target always seemed to be Donny.. . He was a bit slower than the others..
They call me Mr. Knowitall. I will not compromise.. I will not be told what to do.. I shall not step aside.. . They call me Mr. Knowitall. I have no time to waste..
Hello Mr. Krinkle. How are you today?. Seems the rumors are about your team might move away. Now, me I'm sentimental. But I'm not one to cry. . Say there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise the Bastard boat.
In 1986, the University of California Davis, sought two of the. All-time brightest stars,. Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin,. Dr. Mephesto worked hard toward his thesis,.
I once had an ice cube, pretty little ice cube.. Now it's gone, now it's gone.. Her name was Mary, pretty little ice cube.. Now she's gone, now she's gone..
In 1986, the University of California Davis, sought two of the. All-time brightest stars,. Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin,. Dr. Mephesto worked hard toward his thesis,.
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Sometimes bored and sometimes lonely. Pimple faced and rather homely. He wasn't much for socializin'. The TV kept a mesmerizin'. . In one ear and out the other.
A B C D E F G H I gotta' gal wears her toenails long.. Drives a red Barracuda, singin' meat packer songs. And she ain't from Kalamazoo.. . A B C D E F G H I gotta' friend lived in a Mercedes-Benz..
I just want to satisfy you. I would like to rectify you. Pay no attention to what you've heard. This mediocrity is so absurd.. . But I won't listen to erratic advice.