Kalamazoo Lyrics - Brown Album - Primus

A B C D E F G H I gotta' gal wears her toenails long. 

Drives a red Barracuda, singin' meat packer songs 

And she ain't from Kalamazoo. 

A B C D E F G H I gotta' friend lived in a Mercedes-Benz. 

Then a 55 Chrysler where the trunk never ends/ 

And the plates say Kalamazoo. 

He had a steady job and watched what he spent. 

He'd say I don't believe in payin' no goddamn rent. 

I'll squirrel away every goddamn cent 

And buy my own damn house in Kalamazoo. 

I knew a guy that mangled his hand, 

And he went from pipe fittin' to a hot dog stand. 

They say last year he cleared fifty grand 

Selling dogs round Kalamazoo. 

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She turned to the world with a bastard child. 

Said, "I just can't handle him he's too damn wild". 

But the years and the liquor have made him mild. 

And he lays around in Kalamazoo. 

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