Truck Drivin' Song Lyrics - Running With Scissors - Weird Al Yankovic

I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a big ol' truck 

Pedal to the metal hope I don't run outta luck 

Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn 

Drivin' a truck with my high heels on 

My deisel rig is northward bound 

It's time to put that hammer down 

Just watchin' as the miles go flying by 

I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel 

But it's sure hard to hold the wheel 

While I'm still waitin' for my nails to dry 

Oh I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear-view mirrow 

And my pink angora sweater fits so tight 

I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight 

Well I sure hope my seams are straight 

Lord don't let my mascara run tonight 

Because I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a big ol' truck 

Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck 

Got these eighteen wheels a-rollin' until the break of dawn 

Drivin' a truck with my high heels on 

Oh I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me 

And my nipple rings don't bother me too much 

But when I hit those big speed bumps 

My darlin' little rhinestone pumps 

Keep fallin' off the mother-loving clutch 

But still I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a big ol' truck 

Headin' down the interstate just tryin' to make a buck 

Wearin' feathered boas with sequins and chiffon 

While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on 

I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a truck 

Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck 

And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon 

So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on 

{my high heels on) 

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