Germs Lyrics - Running With Scissors - Weird Al Yankovic

Sometimes I really want to be alone 

But that's one state I'm never in 

Because I know that I've got millions upon millions 

Of tiny one-celled organisms living on my skin 

(Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding 

(Germs) But they just come right back again 

(Germs) I can't even see 'em 

But I know they're up to something 

Hey-don't touch that-you don't know where it's been! 

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(chorus) 

They're all over me 

They're inside of me 

Can't get 'em off of me 

I'm covered with...(microscopic bacteria) 

What do they want from me 

What'll they do to me? 

There's no escape for me 

I'm crawling with...(microscopic bacteria) 

Now if I ever dare to go to sleep 

That's when they start they're sneak attack 

In the morning I wake up in utter horror 

To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque 

(Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face 

(Germs) And there's more coming every day 

(Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body 

I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away 

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(chorus again) 

They're creepin' around my shorts 

They're under the bathroom sink 

They're ridin' inside my car 

They're swimmin' in every drink 

They're hidin' between my toes 

They're lurkin' in every kiss 

I got 'em way up my nose 

In every orifice 

I'm gonna show them who's boss 

I'm gonna get even yet 

Just gimme some Lysol spray 

Just hand me a moist towelette 

Don't tell me I'm paranoid 

I know that they're after me 

Look under the microscope 

See? 

(chorus again) 

They're all over me 

I can feel 'em all over me 

Over every part of me 

(Microscopic bacteria) 

I know they're watching me 

They're always watching me 

They're coming after me 

(Microscopic bacteria) 

Won't somebody help me 

Please somebody help me 

You've got to believe me 

They're out to get me 

They wanna control me 

They wanna destroy me 

They're tryin' to kill me 

It kind of upsets me