The Weird Al Show Theme Lyrics - Running With Scissors - Weird Al Yankovic

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al 

And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal 

But the sanitation workers really didn't approve 

So he packed up his accordion and had to move 

To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree 

And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory 

And he played on the company bowling team 

And every single night he had a strange, recurring dream 

Where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour cream 

But that's really not important to the story 

Well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist 

With a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm) 

But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number 

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Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm 

And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave 

20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth) 

And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich 

For what it's worth 

Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan 

When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man 

He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free 

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And the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be 

And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV 

So he gave Al a contract and what do you know? 

Now he's got his very own Weird Al Show!