Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars Lyrics - Uhf (movie Soundtrack) - Weird Al Yankovic

They showed up on my doorstep 

Just a couple weeks ago 

They looked so sweet and harmless 

Tell me, how was I to know 

They got a little too close to the microwave 

And then much to my surprise 

They grew to forty thousand times their original size 

They started mutatin' right before my eyes, oh my 

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars 

A race from a distant place 

They came in UFOs shaped just like Cuban cigars 

Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal 

Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel 

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars 

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The president, he's is a panic 

The pentagon, they're in shock 

There's a team of research scientists 

They got 'em workin' 'round the clock 

Now the National Guard is out in my backyard 

And the Marines'll be comin' around 

I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town 

'Cause the property values are goin' way down now 

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars 

They're back and they're lookin' for a snack 

And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars 

I hope they're not plannin' to stay 

Who invited them here anyway 

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars 

Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp 

And there's one the size of central park 

They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth 

They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark 

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Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys 

You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot 

They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world 

But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now 

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars 

What a racket they're makin', Jack 

They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars 

Listen to 'em squeal 

They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel 

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars 

Hey Jack, you better watch your back 

Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars 

Well, well, it's called the 

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet 

A planet near Mars