Isle Thing Lyrics - Uhf (movie Soundtrack) - Weird Al Yankovic

Met this fine young thing at the local Circle K. 

She made a date for a half past eight 

And I said, what the hey 

So I journeyed to her crib, and I let myself inside 

That chick was slouched down on the couch 

I think her brain was fried 

Couldn't figure it out 

She wouldn't even look at me 

Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotized 

Cold glued to her TV. 

Said, what's your problem, baby doll 

Let's have a little fling 

She said, hey, you fool, now just be cool 

I'm watchin' that Gilligan's Isle Thing 

Isle Thing 

Isle Thing 

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Watchin' all night 

Must've been a marathon 

I was bummin', those shows kept comin' 

Here's what was goin' on 

These castaways were stranded on this island out at sea 

One of 'em called Gilligan said, Let's name it after me! 

He'd mess up every rescue 

Man, that first mate was illin' 

If I was one of them castaways 

I think I'd probably kill him. 

Just about that time, the telephone began to ring 

She said, just let it, my machine'll get it. 

We're watchin' the Gilligan's Isle Thing. 

Isle Thing. 

She loves that Gilligan's Isle Thing. 

Isle Thing. 

Please, baby baby, please. 

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I liked the professor 

He always saved their butts 

He could build a nuclear reactor from a couple of coconuts 

She said, That guy's a genius 

I shook my head and laughed 

I said, if he's so fly, then tell me wh 

He couldn't build a lousy raft 

And while we're on the subject, I'll tell you one thing for sure. 

Those homeboys brought an awful lot for just a three-hour tour. 

Then her mom came in the room. It was kind of embarrassing. 

She said, hey, you two, I was once like you, 

And I love that Gilligan's Isle Thing. 

Isle Thing. 

She'd watch that Gilligan's Isle Thing. 

Please, baby baby, please. 

Skipper's in a hammock 

He's lookin' kinda fat. 

He'd throw a fit and then he'd hit ol' Gilligan with his hat 

Mrs. Howell got it goin' on, but Mr. Howell was meaner 

Ginger and Mary Ann could've used some funky cold medina 

I was really diggin' this show 

I didn't know what to do 

It kinda looked like I was hooked 

Now I'm an addict too. 

I know each episode by heart 

Now I'm the Rerun King. 

And on every date we both say up late, 

And watch the Gilligan's Isle Thing. 

Isle Thing 

Hasta la vista, little buddy. 

Gilligan's Isle Thing.