Voices In My Head Lyrics - The Craig Machine - Stephen Lynch

Voices in My Head 

Prelogue: 

You know, when you're up here and you're playing and having a good time and 

looking down on you and all of your smiling faces, you try to do a good show, 

but sometimes there's some shit going on inside that you guys are not privy to, 

and that's what this song is about. It's called Voices in My Head 

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Thank you all for coming to my show 

You've been great, but now i have to go. 

Everyone had a super time i hope 

Some songs tend to push the envelope 

These are things that i have said, 

but there are voices in my head, 

and if you could here them, 

this is what they'd say: 

Thank you all for coming to my show 

- Oh it hurts you bastard didn't laugh at my new nazi song and 

You've been great, but now i have to go. 

- Go and ask that girl in the front to come backstage and show her thong and 

Everyone had a super time i hope 

- I hope the guy who heckled me gets hit by a big bus, that fucker 

Some songs tend to push the envelope 

- Open up your eyes, your wife and girlfriend both showed up you sucker 

There are voices in my head 

- Oooooh, You're such a hack 

Saying things that shouldn't be said 

- You need Prozac 

I just hope that they will 

- No we won't 

Go away 

But wait there's more 

Thank you all for coming to my show 

- I have to take a piss 

- God I hope there's cocain left backstage 

You've been great, but now i have to go. 

- Why did I sign up for this? 

- God I hope there's cocain left backstage 

Everyone had a super time i hope 

- Leave this song on the shelf 

- I really really hope there's cocain left backstage 

Some songs tend to push the envelope 

- I should just kill myself 

- He is right you should kill yourself 

There are voices in my head 

- Oooooh, You're such a mess 

Saying things that shouldn't be said 

- You're talentless. 

I just hope that they will 

- No we won't 

Go away 

No they won't go away 

- Never go away 

- Never go away 

They're here to stay. 

- We're here to stay 

- We're here to stay 

They say I'm gay 

- You're gay 

- You're gay 

Absolutely not I'm not gay 

I say No Way 

- You're gay 

You're gay 

- You're gay 

Ok I'm Gay 

- Bi-curious