The Stocking Song Lyrics - Singles - Steel Panther

So you say you like candy canes 

all the ladies do 

Candy canes were meant for sucking 

so don't you think about trying to chew 

How about a little eggnog 

I got a homemade recipe 

You're gonna get love drunk on my eggnog 

even though it's alcohol free 

I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year 

gonna fill up nice and tight 

Gonna feel so good when I slide my gifts into it tonight 

I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year 

gonna fill it up with all I got 

Nick nacks and candies gonna hit your stocking g-spot 

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I know you like your toys, girl 

I got toys to fulfill your needs 

The kind that only use double d batteries 

And run at variable speeds 

Gonna stuff it with an iPhone 

all I ask is some tit for tat 

If you could memorize the Kama Sutra 

heck they probably make an app for that 

I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year 

gonna fill it to the tippy top 

Gonna take it all out 

then stuff it back in 

take it al out... stuff it back in 

You'll never want me to stop 

I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year 

with holiday love and romance 

I just hope that Santa doesn't stuff it 

before I get the chance