How To Survive High School Lyrics - Singles - Shane Dawson

Rule number 1 

Act like you don't give a f*uck 

Here's your homework 

Try to get your pee pees sucked 

Rule number 2 

Avoid the cafeteria 

Bring your own lunch 

Or you'll get diarrhea 

Rule number 3 

Find your posy 

Just not the crazy kids that hang underneath the crazy tree 

Rule number 4 

No hot Cheetos 

It looks like you're in your period 

Touching your ho-ho 

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High school 

It's a crazy time 

These are the ways that you stay alive 

Listen up 

'Cause we got some tools 

In the form of rules 

Rule number 5 

Don't join the Harry Potter club 

Or a jock will shove a Quidditch stick up your butt 

Rule number 6 

When you go to take a piss 

Don't use a stall 

Or they'll call you a baby dick 

Rule number seven 

Have fashion taste 

Short shorts will give you an under the waist sad face 

Oh, wait 

You don't know what that is? 

It's when the fabric of short gets caught in your p*ssy lip 

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High school 

It's a crazy time 

These are the ways that you stay alive 

Listen up 

"Cause we go some tools 

In the form of rules 

Rule number 8 

Find a seat by your crush 

Accept health plans 

Herpes make her f*ck that up 

Rule number 9 

Try to f*ck a teacher 

Get caught into school for some cheddar 

Rule number 10 

If you're in a class you hate 

Fake interested 

And make a Taylor Swift face 

"You just blew my mind 

Wow, teacher. You're on of a kind" 

High school 

It's a crazy time 

These are the ways you stay alive 

Listen up 

'Cause we got some tools 

In the form of rules 

Break down! 

Don't cheat on the Asian 

They're over rated 

Don't bring ethnic food to class 

Or you'll be hated 

Duck tape wallets are disgusting 

And they attract strange pubes 

If you like a girl 

Don't ever call her "dude" 

Having lunch with a teacher is so creepy 

Dressing like an anime character is also creepy 

Cleaning your braces in public is really gross 

And lastly 

Just remember this quote 

High school 

It's a crazy time 

These ate the ways that you stay alive 

So don't give up 

'Cause it's just four years 

Than it dissapears