Celebrity Tweets: Part 2 Lyrics - Singles - Shane Dawson

I have a massive spot on my arse 

Wondering if I should squeeze it what do you think?? 

If everyone drop out of high school right now 

We would have a more intelligent society 

If a girl is drunk is it okay to have sex with her 

Oh, oh please reply YES or NO to @Dr.Phill! 

Hastag teen sex party 

I just farted something sweet! 

Smelled AMAZING!!! 

Hastag candy farts 

Everyone who has a cold sore take a picture 

And send it to me 

Celebrity tweets yeah 

The color of my pee ofter terrefies me 

Hey yo, I think its despicable me time 

Part two doe 

Oh, gwalll lahhhh gwammm lykke demmm werk dat pusssssayyyyy 

Pusy, pusy, pusy 

Its funny when 90 year old men reconigze me 

Hastag sex tape watechers 

Can't believe grandmas makin me take out the garbage 

I'm too rich for this shit 

Sad face 

Bieber please just put your fucking shirt on 

Do ants have dicks 

Celebrity tweets yeah 

Bubble but 

I like fields 

Bubble but 

I just cummed on my shoes 

So U know how U press copy on UR smartphone with your finger 

Question marks 

Don't U feel like U have touse the same finger to paste 

Exclamation points 

The instagram really creepy pics like this 

And this and this and this 

They even post 6 second vine video clips 

Of useless shit like this 

Celebrity tweets 

Celebrity tweets yeah 

Celebrity tweets 

11 of my followers will probably die tonight. 

I hope its not you 

But if it is 

Thanks for following 

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