Douche Bag Lyrics - Singles - Shane Dawson

"Y'all mother fucker's need Jesus." 

"I wish I was aloud to use the N word sometimes." 

"Saw a guy riding a scooter wearing a neck brace." 

"An abortion can cost a ballin' nigga up to 50gs." 

"(Maybe 100)". 

Oh 

"Why is everyone in such a panic about the hurricane." 

"I'm calling it, Sally". 

"If it's wrong to have ranch dressing for breakfast, then I don't wanna be right." 

"The back the Rosy Odonal knows who I am. Best feeling ever!" 

Celebrity tweets, Yeah. 

"Watching 'Cash Can't and then questions are so hard." 

"I really like Thursdays too, just except that." 

Oh. 

"Ugghh tweet tweet mudda fucker tweet tweet God damb." 

"No I didn't to to England, I went to London." 

"Can't a fucker say fuck up on here." 

"Back in the studio, uh oh." 

"Eating dinner. Who else in this world is hungry." 

"@chrisbrown wanna meet." 

Celebrity tweets, yeah 

Ooh we ooh 

"Nap time was awesome." 

Ooh we ooh 

"I'm driving right now. 

"You know they have muffins where you can only have the tops? They need to out how to do that with pizza!" 

Not really sure how to feel about this, 

Or this, 

Or this, 

Or this. 

Celebrity tweets. 

Celebrity tweets, Yeah. 

Celebrity tweets. 

"Another tough workout this morning.I'm so sore. What's everybody else up to today?" 

"Working at my job." 

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