Don't Trust Me Spoof Lyrics - Singles - Shane Dawson

Red suit, 

with the thong underneith, 

i've got the taste of McCain's old dick in my teeth, 

i was the governor, 

but i decided to quit, 

Alaska's cold as fuck, 

and it's boring as shit, 

ga ga ga gays, 

always call me a bitch, 

(bitch) 

cause i sayt they'll burn in hell and they should never get hitched, 

people hate me, 

(hate me) 

especially Perez, 

(oh yeah) 

but i will be the president so i dont fucking give a shit, 

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You wanna kill me, 

(whoa) 

You'll never touch me, 

(whoa) 

I'm never leaving, 

(whoa, whoa, oh, oh) 

Don't trust me, 

Never trust me, 

Don't trust me, 

Cause I'm never leaving, 

x2 

Shush girl, 

Shake your thighs, 

Do the Barack Obama, 

and tell us some lies 

I said shush girl, 

Shake your thighs, 

Do the Barack Obama, 

and tell us some lies, 

Photos 

(whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, oh) 

Oh, they think I'm going somewhere, 

Only place I'm going is the White House mother fucker, 

I'm back bitch, 

You wanna kill me, 

(whoa) 

You'll never touch me, 

(whoa) 

I'm never leaving, 

(whoa, whoa, oh, oh) 

Don't trust me, 

Never trust me, 

Don't trust me, 

Cause I'm never leaving, 

Oh I'm tired, 

I'm gonna go take a break, 

See ya in 2012 bitch