Mark And Greg On The Open Road Lyrics - Singles - Monsters Of The Midday

Beep, Beep, Beep 

Honk, Honk, Honk 

Get out the f***ing way 

We got a load of 

(Spoken) 

Assorted women trouser socks 

In all colours, even smoked grey 

Well 

Honk, Honk, Honk 

Beep, Beep, Beep 

Doing coke so we get no sleep 

Greg is drunk 

Mark is high 

Time to do another line 

(Sniff) Wooooo 

Two chocolate chips is on our ass 

Theyre just monkeys with helmet hats 

Their big ole lips cant stop our load 

Were Mark and Greg on the Open Road 

Beep, Beep, Beep 

Honk, Honk, Honk 

Get out the f***ing way 

We got a load of 

(Spoken) 

Fresh frozen tilapia with mango salsa 

Frozen at sea for top freshness 

Well 

Honk, Honk, Honk 

Beep, Beep, Beep 

Doing coke so we get no sleep 

Greg is drunk 

Mark is high 

Time to do another line 

(Sniff) Wooooo 

Im getting horny Mark. What do I do? 

Pull down your pants, Ill service you 

Were on the road so it aint gay 

(Muffling) 

Beep, Beep, Beep 

Honk, Honk, Honk 

Get out the f***ing way 

We got a load of 

(Spoken) 

Oven Mitts 

In the shape of a fat Italian chef 

(Giggling) 

Well 

Honk, Honk, Honk 

Beep, Beep, Beep 

Doing coke so we get no sleep 

Greg is drunk 

Mark is high 

Time to do another line 

(Sniff) Wooooo 

Were drunk and high, now what is next 

Lets both take 16 hits of X 

Im feelin good, lets make up time 

I cant stop my teeth from grinding 

Beep, Beep, Beep 

Honk, Honk, Honk 

Get out the f***ing way 

We got a load of 

(Spoken) 

Mickeys little powdered donuts 

Delicious and bitesize 

Well 

Honk, Honk, Honk 

Beep, Beep, Beep 

Doing coke so we get no sleep 

Greg is drunk 

Mark is high 

Time to do another line 

(Sniff) Wooooo 

Mark, my friend, its time for sleep 

Lets find a spick hoer to beat our meat 

Hey senoritta youre quite a hottie 

We need a place to dump the body 

Beep, Beep, Beep 

Honk, Honk, Honk 

Get out the f***ing way 

We got a load of 

(Spoken) 

Sexy Savannah phone cards 

Scratch and sniff 

Well 

Honk, Honk, Honk 

Beep, Beep, Beep 

Doing coke so we get no sleep 

Greg is drunk 

Mark is high 

Time to do another line 

(Sniff) Wooooo