Dog Don't Bitch Lyrics - Singles - Monsters Of The Midday

Lost my job but I still find money 

To buy my beer 

She comes in everyday from work and 

All I here, yeah 

Is this and that about 

How I'm fat 

With no job and we ain't rich 

That's why I like drinking with my dog 

'coz my dog don't bitch 

Coz drinking with a canine 

Is like drinking with your best friend 

You drink half of your beer 

Pour half in his bowl 

Then we'll do it all over again 

Well he might mess on the carpet 

Hell, I'll take that twice 

With a big mouth woman all up in my face 

Tryin' to tell me how to live my life 

On the coutch is where this man 

is gonna stay 

To see my dog with a 24 pack 

That I drink all day, yeah 

Dicuss the finer points of 

honky-tonk joints and 

why we ain't gettin' hitched 

That why I like drinking with my dog 

Coz my dog don't bitch 

Coz drinking with a canine 

Is like drinking with your best friend 

You drink half of your beer 

Pour half in his bowl 

Then we'll do it all over again 

Well he might mess on the carpet 

Hell, I'll take that twice 

With a big mouth woman all up in my face 

Tryin' to tell me how to live my life 

(Instrumental) 

My old lady says it's time 

for me to choose 

Between my dog and her, you know 

Someone's got to lose, yeah 

She wants a lovin' husband 

She's got that wedding itch 

But I love that dog and 

I never did love that bitch 

So now I'm drinkin' with a canine 

He's my only friend 

Got a bottle of Jack 

I just pack him on the back 

And we'll do it all over again 

Well he might mess on the carpet 

Hell, I'll take that twice 

With a big mouth woman all up in my face 

Tryin' to tell me how to live my life 

Yeah, he might mess on the carpet 

And hell, I might mess to... 

But I'll be damned if i'm gonna let a woman tell me 

And my dog just what to do