F U Santa Claus Lyrics - Singles - Monsters Of The Midday

Watch out Santa Claus, watch out Santa Claus 

You little fat faced queer 

Ive been meaning to whoop your ass 

I think Ill do it this year 

You aint brought my kids no toys 

That is the big old story 

Ill have to buy them all myself 

And youll get the goddamn glory 

Soooo 

Watch out Santa Claus, watch out Santa Claus 

Dont land on my house 

If you do, I swear to God 

Ill let my pit bull out 

She is nursing four damn puppies 

And when I say attack 

Shell climb up the damn chimney and 

Shell bite you on your sack 

Soooo 

Bite me Santa Claus, Bite me Santa Claus 

Dont come round this year 

With that damn old rusty sleigh 

And them mangy ass reindeer 

Dancer is a but hole 

Dancer is a fag 

Tell Rudolph Ill make venison sausage 

Outta his frickin ass 

Soooo 

F U Santa Claus, F U Santa Claus 

Lord, hear my prayer 

I hope that you get ass raped by 

That Coke commercial Polar Bear 

You never brought me nothin 

Just a hunk of coal 

So if you come by my house 

I will shove it up your fat ass hole