Happy Thanksgiving From The Sunshine State Lyrics - Singles - Monsters Of The Midday

La... l, la la la 

Lo li la, t, tra la la 

(Shut up grandpa and turn on the TV! Damn) 

Pass me the turkey and the gator tail 

Gobble, gobble, gobble it's hard as hell 

It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state 

Dallas just fumble that forward pass 

Gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my ass 

It and happy thanksgiving and we're stuffing our face 

It's a happy thanksgiving in the sunshine state 

Who's that knocking on our front door 

Daddy's cussed out that lady next door 

''cause she parked her cadilac in our damn front yard 

How you feelin' grandpa 

Honey, I'm tired 

Where'd they operate on you this time grandpa? 

They operated on my ass now pass the coleslaw 

Daddy how's your butt? 

Well, honey it's just fine (hiccup) 

Pass me the turkey and the gator tail 

Gobble, gobble, gobble it's hard as hell 

It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state 

Dallas just fumble that forward pass 

Gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my ass 

It's a happy thanksgiving and we're stuffing our face 

It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state 

Mama burned the stuffing, man, it stank 

Daddy went to fill up the propane tank 

Uncle Randy didn't show up again 

Probably out with his black girlfriend 

Last year daddy had us in her home 

Then she ran off with our damn neck bone 

Daddy how's your butt 

Well, honey it's almost done, damn 

So, pass the Jack Daniels and a glass of ice 

Daddy's gonna get tore back tonight 

It's another thanksgiving from the sunshine state 

Pass the inter section that referee sucks 

Gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my butt 

It's another thanksgiving and we're stuffing our face 

It's a happy thanksgiving in the sunshine state 

(Shutup! Turn up the damn game! Sit down!) 

Happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state