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We Only Read The Headlines Lyrics - Singles - Lazyboy

You can cut to the chase 

And you know its okay 

Cause we only read the headlines 

We only read the headlines 

 

Baby get to the point 

And quit the foul play 

We only read the headlines 

We only read the headlines anyways 

 

54% of bank robberies take place on a Friday 

Women blink nearly twice as much as men 

Elvis never ever gave an encore 

The number of wars fought between countries 

That both have at least one McDonalds is zero 

Every 5 minutes an area of rain forest the size of a foot ball field 

Is eliminated 

Women who read romance novels 

Have sex twice as often as those who don't 

Did you know? 

A can of diet coke will float in water 

While a can of regular coke will sink 

The Muppet show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia 

Because one of its stars was a pig 

Males on average think about sex 

Every 7 seconds 

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made 

Or received a telephone call 

Syphilis has risen 500% in the last six years in London 

Why is it that everybody seems to get older? 

Except for Cliff Richard 

 

You can cut to the chase 

And you know its okay 

Cause we only read the headlines 

We only read the headlines 

 

Baby get to the point 

And quit the foul play 

We only read the headlines 

We only read the headlines anyways 

 

1 out of 10 girls under 20 is carrying Chlamydia 

According to several sources 

Dr. Harvey Kellogg tried to make a cure for masturbation 

When he made cornflakes 

Women are 30% more active during a full moon 

Indonesia is the country with the highest scout membership 

In every single episode of Seinfeld 

There's a superman in at least one scene somewhere 

If you weighed all the animals in the world 

Hens would be 10% of the total weight 

 

In Minnesota there's a law 

That prevents men from having sex with living fish 

Jimmy Carter can read 2000 words per minute 

Humans and dolphins are the only species 

That have sex for pleasure 

Danny DeVito is taller than Dolly Parton 

 

You can cut to the chase 

And you know its okay 

Cause we only read the headlines 

We only read the headlines 

 

In the papers on the news 

Heavens heard there's no excuse 

In formations everywhere 

All you need to know is right here 

 

It's possible to attend your own funeral 

Because the human brain continues to send out electrical wave signals 

For up to 37 hours following death 

 

We only read the headlines 

We only read the headlines 

We only read the headlines 

 

You can cut to the chase 

And you know its okay 

Cause we only read the headlines 

We only read the headlines 

 

Baby get to the point 

And quit the foul play 

We only read the headlines 

We only read the headlines anyways 

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