Facts Of Life Lyrics - Singles - Lazyboy

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 

The bare facts of the life we live 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 

These are the facts of the life that we live 

This is who we are 

Bare facts of the life we live 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are... 

So help me god 

Did you know, that one out of four Americans has appeared on TV? 

Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites? 

Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents 

The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year 

Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world 

The average person laughs 13 times a day 

Elvis was originally blond 

The average age of first intercourse is 15, 3 years old 

The average erect penis is 5,2" long - and 4,2" circumcised 

Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing 

41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 

20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience 

Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme? 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 

The bare facts of the life we live 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 

These are the facts of the life that we live 

This is who we are 

Bare facts of the life we live 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are... 

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster that an ambulance in Great Britain 

96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm 

3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt batteri works on their tongue 

The 'Guinness Book Of Records' holds the record for being the most stolen book in the public libraries 

Butterflies taste with their feet 

5% of the population is gay 

The worlds best known word is 'okay', the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola' 

The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue 

Charles Chaplin once won third prize in a 'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest' 

In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet 

Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible - the IKEA catalogue 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 

The bare facts of the life we live 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 

These are the facts of the life that we live 

This is who we are 

The facts of the life we live 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are... 

One cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life 

In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth - today we are 6 billion people 

(time is ticking, ticking, yeah...) 

'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants 

74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists 

More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders 

21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep 

Did you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm - unfortunately it got stolen 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 

Yeah, yeah... 

This is who we are 

Bare facts of the live we live 

This is who we are, this is what we do 

This is who we are, this is what we do 

So help me God