The Manual (chapter 4) Lyrics - Singles - Lazyboy

The warmest welcome to everybody reading the manual 

The manual gives you the basic information 

About the ingredients and the six step easy to follow guide 

Please pay attention to the useful advice and the helpful tips 

As we lead you through 

Ingredients 

You need, a small piece of thick paper as a mouth piece 

The most common is to use the top side 

From a hard top cigarette pack 

You need large size rolling papers 

One of the best brands on the market is smoking 

Because their rolling papers are very thin 

And are the perfect size 

You need tobacco 

The finest tobacco is hand rolling tobacco 

But a second possibility 

Is to use the tobacco from a normal cigarette 

You need, pot, grass, ganja, marijuana 

It has various names 

But they all refer to the following three main types 

Weed, weed is the bud from hemp plants 

The effect is usually uplifting and mellow 

Hash, hash is the pressed pollens and resins of the marijuana plant 

You will experience a more relaxed feeling 

And a stronger effect than weed 

Skunk, skunk is the artificially grown hemp plant 

And is usually the strongest of the three 

There are different ways to make a joint 

But we have produced this six step easy to follow guide 

One, if you have hash you need to heat it and crumble it 

If it's weed, you need to remove the seeds first 

And then crumble it as well 

Two, roll the mouth piece 

Fold the end of the paper three times 

And then roll it in to a cylindrical form 

Three, take the rolling paper 

And hold it with the gum side on top away from you 

Four, now mix the weed, hash or skunk with the tobacco 

On the rolling paper 

A good mix makes the joint burn nice and smooth 

But be careful 

Half a gram is enough to get four people stoned 

If you're beginners 

Five, begin rolling 

Place the mouth piece in one end of the rolling paper 

Then start rolling from the middle going outwards 

Let your thumbs do the walking 

And try to give support and pressure with your fore fingers 

Six, wet the glue and seal the joint 

Now you have a joint 

Its up to you what you want to do with it