Man Woman (yin & Yang) Lyrics - Singles - Lazyboy

Man, women, boy, women, girl, girl, man, boy 

Women, man, women, girl, boy, boy, man, man 

Women, girl, boy, boy, man, women, girl, man 

Girl, boy, girl, girl, boy, man, women, boy 

Women, without her man is nothing 

Women without her, man is nothing 

Women have their faults, men have only two 

Everything they say and everything they do 

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared 

For marriage they've experienced pain 

And 've bought jewelry 

Women have two weapons, cosmetics and tears 

I'm a perfect house keeper 

Every time I leave a man I keep his house 

No women has ever hated a man 

Enough to give him back his diamonds 

Why don't women blink during foreplay? 

They don't have time 

Man, women, boy, women, girl, girl, man, boy 

Women, man, women, girl, boy, boy, man, man 

Men forget everything 

Women remember everything 

A girl can wait for the right man to come along 

But it doesn't stop her from having fun 

With all the wrong ones in the mean time 

The real reason why it?s so difficult to find men 

Who are sensitive, caring and good looking 

Is because they all have boyfriends already 

A successful man is one who makes more money 

Than his wife can spend 

A successful women is one who can find such a man 

Man, women, boy, women, girl, girl, man, boy 

Women, man, women, girl, boy, boy, man, man 

Women driver really means someone who doesn't speed 

Tailgates, swear, make obscene gestures 

And has a better driving record than men have 

It?s a guy thing really means it's irrational 

Illogical, stupid and extremely low 

Oh, don't fuss I just cut myself it's no big deal 

Really means, I'm about to die but before I die 

I want you to remember me as a strong proud man 

Who never cries 

Man, women, boy, women, girl, girl, man, boy 

Women, man, women, girl, boy, boy, man, man 

If you want to learn more about women 

Watch 'Sex in the city' 

If you want to learn more about men 

Take a good look at Homer Simpson 

The difference between light and hard 

Is that men can sleep all night with the lights on