Wtf Collective Lyrics - Singles - Jon Lajoie

Other rappers are comprehensible - not me! 

First on the mic - MC Confusing! 

I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black 

It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap 

I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks 

And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track 

Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say 

But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay 

And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste 

And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape 

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Yo I'm MC Insecure - what's up? 

I really don't think that I'm good enough 

To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck 

All mys fall flat like a hockey puck 

It took me seven months to write the first part of my 

And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt 

Aw, I think I sprained my ankle 

You guys go ahead and finish the song without me 

Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch 

Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch 

Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember shit 

Apparently something happened that was traumatic 

I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them 

Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything! 

What's my motherfucking name? 

(Seriously does anyone know what my name is?) 

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Yo I'm MC Public Urination - what - what! 

I take a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk 

Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock 

And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch! 

You other MCs can't handle this shit! 

You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public 

You run into a toilet every time you have to piss 

Yo fuck that shit - I just whip out my dick! 

Yo MC Fatigue - yeah that's me 

Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep 

I'm the guy who sings the 

(It breaks up the song) 

My part is kinda boring 

(I wish that I could go home) 

But they're paying me to sing the 

(And I really need the cash) 

Cause I'm unemployed at the moment 

(Just moved back in with my dad) 

Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is 

Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss 

She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick" 

I said "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic" 

Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily 

My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini 

You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies 

Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity 

Which I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen 

Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny 

But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun 

You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson 

Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that 

Wait, what was I saying? 

I think I got side-tracked. 

Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 

I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me 

Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci 

Why did they have to make a 4th? 

They had a perfect trilogy! 

MC Lethal Weapon 4 that's me 

I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 

Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy 

The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li! 

Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently 

It usually happens when I'm walking down the street 

Or when I'm hanging out with some fly ass hoes 

There we go! 

Thank god I brought a change of clothes! 

Yo I'm the MC with the final 

I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard 

But mutherfuckers I don't really have the time 

So fuck that and come back to the Guy 

I'm still singing the 

(Thank god we're almost done) 

I hate singing the 

(Such a boring fucking job) 

I'm gonna take my 40 bucks 

(That's what their paying me) 

And I'm gonna go get really drunk 

(Masturbate then go to sleep)