Everyday Normal Guy Lyrics - Singles - Jon Lajoie

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 

Nothing special about me Mother Fucka 

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 

When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka 

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 

I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka 

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 

And my sexual performances are average 

I work at customer service for a phone company 

I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need 

I live in a small apartment on a quiet street 

I don't go out too much I like to watch TV 

I cant afford a car I use public transportation 

I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination 

sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book 

the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook 

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And i am not very good with the women 

I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking 

last time I had sex was in 2003 

and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free 

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 

I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka 

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 

I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka 

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 

And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka 

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 

and I get scared when I go see the dentist 

I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life 

easily forgettable and I am not very liked 

I have an "According to Jim" personality 

I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD 

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if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can 

because I am not confident and i am weak for a man 

I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah 

honestly I probably wont fight back 

And I don't have many friends that would back me up 

My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough 

If you rarely get laid put your hands up 

If you're not well paid put your hands up 

If you got a pet cat put your hands up 

and if you got a bad back put your hands up 

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 

My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka 

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 

I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka 

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 

I like the show "Greys Anatomy" Mother Fucka 

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... 

and I am pretty good at making paper planes