What If? Lyrics - Musical Monkey - Guttermouth

Dateline the early 1970's 

the now world famous rock quartet 

the doors, lead singer James Morrison 

has recently died 

while down but certainly not out 

the surviving members desparetly 

tried to piece together their broken lives 

Every option was considered, a new name 

The Windows, The Walls, even the Door Knobs 

Ultimately, the band opted to carry on 

under the original doors name 

auditioning new singers 

One young hopeful, a struggling art 

student from Athens, Georgia, 

Fred Schnider, who went on to front 

The hugely successful, B-52's tried 

our for this position 

The lyrical style of young Schnider, 

more known for his quick wit and 

imprompto jams was hard fought 

to match the well structured 

melodies of the classic Doors numbers 

Lets listen in......... 

Love me 2 times 

Love me 3 times 

I've got me a car 

It seats about 20 

so hurry up and bring 

your juke box money 

gloria 

gloria 

Your livin in your own private Idaho 

livin in your own private Idaho 

this is the end 

this is the end 

wammy kiss me wammy hug 

Revitalize me give me wammy love yea! 

Light my fire 

We couldn't get much higher 

He was in a jam 

He's in a giant clam