Do The Hustle Lyrics - Musical Monkey - Guttermouth

Hey, how did everybody get in my room? 

it's saturday, another perfect day 

till I hit the boardwalk 

headed toward the peir 

you're fucking gay! 

fuck you! get outta my way 

50,000 jack-offs 

all on rollerblades 

greased up dolphin shorts 

wrist guards so it won't hurt 

your mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car, yeah 

but until the day, you learn to surf or skate 

college jack o fagget 

sportin oakley blades yeah 

all on rollerblades 

crash helmets to be safe, yeah 

whoopie, it's fun to skate 

I'll do a figure 8 

watch me do a circle going backwards down the stairs 

oh gee, this is fun. Looks like I'd better run 

14 guys on skateboards 

wanna ollie off my head, yeah 

this sport is so extreme 

you roller disco queen 

go and do the hustle 

at the rollerwonderland 

she blades to shrink her thighs 

so she can justify 

2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese 

pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun 

neat, neat, I really think it's neat 

I'm stealing every trick off every skateboarder I meet 

neat, neat, I really think it's neat 

you stupid fagget rollerbladers! 

rollerwonderland 

cum-guzzlin fruitcakes 

I hope you break your hands 

rollerwonderland 

cum-guzzlin fruit cake 

I hope you break your fuckin neck! 

YOU STUPID ROLLERBLADER, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY!