Lucky The Donkey Lyrics - Musical Monkey - Guttermouth

my mother fucked a donkey 

down in mexico 

she had trienta margaritas 

trienta years ago 

her purse had just been stolen 

she had to make some cash 

for 50,000 pesos 

the donkey fucked her ass 

im so ashamed it made me sick 

my mother's box was his salt lick 

human donkey fornication 

her taco is the destination 

it soon became apparent 

it wasnt for the dough 

a genuine fiesta - at the donkey show 

the crowd would shout ole 

as she nibbled on his sack 

they never had a patron 

demand their money back 

the donkeys name was lucky 

oh boy he loved to fuck 

he'd get so damn excited 

he'd kick and make you duck 

if you want to be a star 

its easy to be famous 

just pull down your pants 

and let lucky fuck your anus 

a real freak show in the pit 

the donkey's fuckin my moms tits 

acting like a true ranchero 

dancing around a big sombrero 

lucky the luckiest donkey