Abort Mission Lyrics - Musical Monkey - Guttermouth

it's friday night, I've got a date 

with this vegan girl Katee 

you know I really like her style 

smile, style 

oh, I love you, Kate 

but you've gone too far 

you won't even sit in my brand new car 

it's got reclining bucket seats 

and a cd player, so what's your fucking beef? 

is it my cozy leather seats? 

is it the covers made from sheep? 

ok, I guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk 

what kind of guy do you think I am? 

you only take off your shoes when you're in Japan 

I bought this outfit just for you 

so what if they're suede? 

and now my jacket too 

so what am I supposed to do? 

I'll freeze to death and catch the flu 

ok, I'll do it just for you 

we made it out and we had an ok time 

I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite 

she said I'm sorry, Mark. I hope that you pull through 

next time we go out please just wear some different shoes 

I tried to fuck her and you know what happened then 

she said that condom you've got's made from a lamb's skin 

so what's your problem? 

last friday night, you know I had a date 

it was with this vegan girl 

I think her name was Kate 

if you're lookin for some action, or if you wanna score 

just eat some bark and acorns 

and she will like you more than me!