Steve Jobs Vs Bill Gates Lyrics - Singles - Epic Rap Battles Of History

Let me just step right in 

I got things to invent 

I'm an innovator baby 

Change the world 

Fortune 500 before you kissed a girl 

I'm a pimp you're a nerd 

I'm slick you're cheesey 

Beating you is Apple II easy 

I make the product that the artist chooses 

And the GUI that Melinda uses 

I need ta bring up some basic shit 

Why'd you name your company after your dick? 

Related 

Can You Guess The Song By The Emojis? 

HOT SONG: Lil Nas X - 'Panini' - LYRICS 

POPULAR SONG: Post Malone - 'Circles' - LYRICS 

You blow, Jobs 

You arrogant prick 

With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck 

I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head 

With your own little spinning beach ball of death 

Hippie, you got given up at birth 

I give away your net worth to AIDS research 

Combine all your little toys and I still crush that 

IPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack 

A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes 

A man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes 

Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do 

Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? 

Check Out 

HOT SONG: A$AP Rocky - 'BABU$HKA BOI' - LYRICS 

18 Non-Traditional Yet Perfect Wedding Songs 

LATEST SONG: Fat Joe, Dre, Lil Wayne - 'Pullin' - LYRICS 

Match These Taylor Swift Songs to Her Ex-Boyfriends 

Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off apple 

I tripled the profits on a PC 

All the people with the power to create use an apple! 

And people with jobs use a PC 

You know I bet they made this beat on an apple 

Nope, Fruity Loops, PC 

You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple 

Well you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC 

Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few 

Cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you 

I built a legacy son, you could never stop it 

Now excuse me while I turn Heaven a profit 

Fine, you wanna be like that? Die Then! 

The whole world loved you but you were my friend 

I'm alone now with nothing but power and time 

And no one on earth who can challenge my mind! 

I'm a boss! I own dos! Your future is MY design! 

I'm a god! Own Xbox! Now there's no-one to stop me, the world is mine! 

I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that 

Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me 

I got the power of a mind you could never be 

I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy 

I'm running C++ saying "hello world" 

I'll beat you 'til you're singing about a daisy girl 

I'm coming out the socket 

Nothing you can do can stop it 

I'm on your lap and in your pocket 

How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket? 

Your cortex just doesn't impress me 

So go ahead try to Turing test me 

I stomp on a Mac and a PC too 

I'm on Linux b***h, I thought you GNU 

My CPU's hot but my core runs cold 

Beat you in seventeen lines of code 

I think different from the engine of the days of old 

Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya