James Bond Vs Austin Powers Lyrics - Singles - Epic Rap Battles Of History

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY 

JAMES BOND! 

VERSUS! 

AUSTIN POWERS! 

BEGIN! 

I've beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld with a cheek scar 

But they were not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are 

I'll go balls to the Walther on this whack twat in an ascot 

Blast shots atcha like gas from the back slot of a fat Scot 

Permission from the Crown to put a scoundrel down? I've earned it 

I'm licenced to kill, you couldn't get a learner's permit 

After twenty-four films, I'm still reaching new heights 

Your third movie died, guess You Only Live Twice 

Spell my name, the ladies wanna B-on-D 

Any sex appeal you might have is beyond me 

I'm bespoke from my head to my toe and after this flow I'm done 

I only need one round, (gunshot) Golden Gun 

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You look a lot more blonde in your movie, baby 

That's alright let's just keep it groovy baby! 

Basil Exposition told me this will be boring 

But Jesus, man! Even my mojo's snoring! 

I've never seen such a miserable spy! 

I've also never seen a man with glistening thighs 

I mean you can't shag properly with that waxed tush 

Birds flock to the musk of my chest bush (Yeah!) 

I hypnotize you with a little strip tease 

And then judo chop, I'm swinging on you like the sixties! (Yeah!) 

You're defenseless; my rhymes can't be deflected! 

You're like all the sex I've ever had, unprotected (Yeah!) 

People want a hero with a little personality 

No one wants to sit through your gritty reality 

Maybe Q can craft some new plot lines 

You've made Thunderball two bloody times! 

I'm one of a kind you're always getting remade! 

You can't touch me, double-oh behave 

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Ugh! Can't believe I'm wasting my time with this clown 

I should be on an island with a fucking model by now! 

Sipping dry martinis and peeling off bikinis 

Not rapping at Swedish penis pumping weenies! 

Yeah that's not mine- 

I didn't say I was finished! I'm sick of your silly gimmicks! 

I'm the best spy in the business; just ask all the critics! 

I've been through hell, so yeah, I'm a bit of a cynic! 

But I'm the original model that your frilly ass mimics! 

I wouldn't exactly call you original 

It's the most prominent dominant bomb spy so pay homage 

Handing out ass-whippings, I'm on some real James Bondage 

Your performance doesn't stir me and I'm certainly not shaken 

If I wanted shitty acting in my action film, I'd go and watch Taken 

I see your modern gadgets and I piss on them all 

I don't need a Q to break your balls 

I'm the granddad of the brand millions of fans I've been sold on 

You're so far up on my nuts I should call you Bond... Gold Bond 

Yeah, um, could I get back in my rap please? 

Rap these, you velvety hack 

Jeez! 

It's the movie business and you've had your six 

The world has had quite enough rug-wearing misogynists 

Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit rapey 

I mean, I like to swing but Dr. No means no, baby 

Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm distinguished 

If they made a Mini-Me, they'd have to cast Peter Dinklage 

Well maybe they should cast a Bond who's actually English 

(slap) Why, pussy, aren't you the cunning linguist 

As a matter of fact, I've got a knack for licking old cunts 

After I beat you, I'll kick the shit out of the man who does your stunts 

Now you listen here, you little duck-faced runt 

I'm all in, I'm ready to die any day that you want! 

WHO WON? (WHO WON?) 

WHO'S NEXT? (WHO'S NEXT?) 

YOU... YOU DECIDE! 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!