Nice Peter Vs Epiclloyd Lyrics - Singles - Epic Rap Battles Of History

Epic Rap Battles of History! 

Nice Peter 

V.S 

Epic Lloyd 

Begin! 

This is one vid' kid that you won't ever survive 

I'll beat you, dislike you then unsubscribe 

You'll be good at rapping some day, I promise bro 

But for now, just stick to editing that gay ass Monday Show 

I'll slaughter your water color unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast 

Then leak to YouTube your middle name is Alexis 

I can tell you're scared just from the body language I'm reading 

Related 

23 One Hit Wonders You Still Can't Get Out Of Your Head 

HOT SONG: Lil Nas X - 'Panini' - LYRICS 

POPULAR SONG: Post Malone - 'Circles' - LYRICS 

You should start leaving, look, your hairline's already retreating 

Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two shits 

Everyone knows your page is just the place that rap battles live 

Dude you're really huge on YouTube, you got a great career 

But remember you got famous off of my idea 

The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie 

But I'm the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys 

Look at you or let me just tell you what I see 

You're a short little sidekick, I'll call you mini-me 

I drew a mustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler 

Take the mustache away, you look more like Bette Midler 

You big tooth, chompy face, horse looking prick 

You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my dick! 

You're taller than I am but you look up to me 

The guy who got you, your first job in comedy 

I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the You've got as much music talent as Chuck fucking Norris 

You? A musician? Eh, that's kinda stretching 

Check Out 

HOT SONG: A$AP Rocky - 'BABU$HKA BOI' - LYRICS 

Songs That Will Make You Cry Uncontrollably 

LATEST SONG: Fat Joe, Dre, Lil Wayne - 'Pullin' - LYRICS 

Can You Guess The Song By The Emojis? 

You wrote eighty-seven songs with the same chord progression 

You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from? 

It's like I'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum 

I'm gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks 

You were nothing before you rode up on KassemG's jock 

Nice Peter: 

Man, you don't even have to say that kind of shit 

Fuck the rap battles and you, I quit!