Michael Jordan Vs. Muhammad Ali Lyrics - Singles - Epic Rap Battles Of History

Why don't you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam? 

Cause you've got as much chance of beating me as LeBron 

I'm a flying machine, like the world has never seen! 

You can fight one man? I can drive through a whole team! 

I choke a dope with his own jump rope! 

You'll get smoked when I flow, you Kentucky fried joke! 

Used to float like a butterfly, sting like a bee 

Now you double dribble balls that nobody can see! 

Muhammad Ali: 

Here comes Jordan, big tongue wobbling, 

Flying through the air like a big dumb goblin! 

You're the only Bull that's uglier than Rodman! 

Messing with me is gambling, you got a problem! 

Your whole basketball career turned whack 

When you came back a Wizard like Gandalf the Black! 

You should have kept your ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf 

Stick to golf, you can keep the ball to yourself! 

I'm so pretty, my hands are so fast, 

I'll whup your face back to your Hitler mustache! 

Now your daddy got killed and I feel for your family, 

But your baseball career, now that was a tragedy! 

Michael Jordan: 

Man, you make me sick, but I'm better with the flu! 

You should let the Fresh Prince do your rapping for you! 

I would pass the mic to Pippen but I'm not done scoring! 

Stay all up in your grill like my name was George Foreman! 

Muhammad Ali: 

I saw you slapping Reggie Miller, boy, what's wrong with you? 

You fight like the little girls who make your Nike shoes! 

McDonalds and underpants as corporate backers, 

You stay at the Ritz 'cause you sold out to crackers! 

Michael Jordan: 

So Cassius wants to talk about cashing checks! 

I'll school you through your bug spray, off your Broadway play, over the Japanese dude sittin' on your face! 

Hit nothin' but net! You ain't seen nothin' yet! 

Man, you needed a movement because you're so full of shit! 

I'm a better athlete and a better MC! 

Battle me two more times, watch me get a three-peat! 

Muhammad Ali: 

Beep beep! Why don't you back up that trash? 

I'll leave you like Liston, flat on your ass! 

You need to bounce back to North Carolina, kid, 

Cause your rapping sucks more than Space Jam did! 

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