Guilty Conscience Lyrics - Slim Shady Lp - Eminem

Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old 

Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store 

But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart 

And suddenly, his conscience comes into play 

Alright, stop! Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer 

You'd better think of the consequence 

"But who are you?" 

I'm your motherfuckin' conscience 

That's nonsense 

Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs 

And borrow a damn dress and one of her blonde wigs 

Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days 

If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades 

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Yeah, but if it all goes through like it's supposed to 

The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you 

Think about it, before you walk in the door first 

Look at the store clerk, she's older then George Burns 

Fuck that, do that shit 

Shoot that bitch 

Can you afford to blow this shit? 

Are you that rich? 

Why you give a fuck if she dies? 

Are you that bitch? 

Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids? 

Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it 

Not over this shit 

Stop! 

Drop the biscuit 

Don't even listen to Slim, yo 

He's bad for you 

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You know what, Dre? 

I don't like your attitude 

Meet Stan, twenty-one years old 

After meeting a young girl at a rave party 

Thing's start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom 

Once again, his conscience comes into play 

Now listen to me: while you're kissin' her cheek 

Smearin' her lipstick, I slip this in her drink 

Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe... 

Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old 

You shouldn't take advantage of her, it's not fair 

Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair? 

Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare 

Till she passes out and she forgot how she got there 

Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie "Kids"? 

No, but I seen the porno with Son Doobiest! 

Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail? 

Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail 

Meet Grady, a twenty-nine years old construction worker 

After coming home from a hard day's work 

He walks in the door of his trailer park home 

To find his wife in bed with another man 

Alright, calm down 

Relax, start breathin' 

Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin' 

While you at work, she's with some dude, tryin' to get off? 

Fuck slittin' her throat! 

Cut this bitch's head off! 

Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit? 

What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick? 

Alright, Shady 

Maybe he's right, Grady but think about the baby, before you get all crazy 

Okay! Thought about it 

Still wanna stab her? 

Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? 

That's what I did 

Be smart, don't be a retard 

You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes!? 

What'd you say? 

What's wrong? 

Didn't think I'd remember? 

I'ma kill you, motherfucker! 

Ah-ah, temper, temper! 

Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A? Mr. AK, coming straight outta Compton, y'all better make way? 

How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent? 

'Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went 

Been there, done that 

Aw, fuck it, what am I sayin'? 

Shoot 'em both, Grady, where's your gun at?