Cum On Everybody Lyrics - Slim Shady Lp - Eminem

Yo, mic check 

Testing 

One, two, uhm... twelve 

Whattup, whattup, whattup! 

This is my dance song 

Can you hear me? 

Alright, ay turn my headphones up 

My favorite color is red, like the blood shed from Kurt Cobain's head when he shot himself dead 

Women all grabbin' at my shish-kabob 

Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve 

You thought I was ill and now I'm even more so 

Shit I got full-blown AIDS and a sore throat 

I got a wardrobe with an orange robe 

I'm in the fourth row, signin' autographs at your show 

I just remembered that I'm absent-minded 

Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it 

I'm freestylin' every verse that I spit 

'Cause I don't even remember the words to my shit 

I told the doc I need a change in sickness 

And gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis 

Put my LP on your Christmas gift list 

You want to get high? Here, bitch, just sniff this! 

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Yo, yo, yo! 

I tried suicide once and I'll try it again 

That's why I write songs where I die at the end 

'Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck 

And I was wavin' it at everybody screaming "I suck" 

I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd and yell out loud 

"All y'all get the hell out now" 

Fuck rap, I'm givin' it up y'all, I'm sorry 

"But Eminem this is your record release party!" 

I'm bored out of my gourd 

So I took a hammer and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford 

Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard 

Who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket 

One Excedrin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet 

I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage 

And if you ever see a video for this shit 

I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit 

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Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit 

Cause they think that I'm a mothafuckin' Beastie Boy 

So I told 'em I was Mike D 

They was like "Gee, I don't know, he might be!" 

I told 'em "Meet me at Kid Rock's next concert" 

"I'll be standin' by the Loch Ness Monster" 

"Peace out", then I jetted to the weed house 

Smoked out till I started bustin' freestyles 

Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick 

Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick 

Made a couple of crank calls collect 

"It's Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?" 

I want to make songs all the fellas dub 

And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of 

So just remember when I bomb your set 

Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset 

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