World's Best Kisser Lyrics - Singles - Doug Anthony All Stars

I'm wet and I'm moist 

So come on let's rejoice 

In the birds, the bees, the fillies and the colts 

And the fact that we are all young adults (hi baby, how are you?) 

And lie back on your couch 

After this there'll be no doubt 

I don't care if you're a Miss or a Missus 

You done been squelched by the world's best kisses 

Ho, ho, sit up straight and pout 

I'll suck your face until I pull your molars out 

A tongue so grand you'll call me more than friend 

One kiss from this and you'll never brush your teeth again 

(and you know it's true, mate) 

Well go back to your husband now 

Tell him you done broke your vow 

Stand proud and say "Hey Mister, 

I've just been kissed by the world's best kisser" 

Ho, ho, sit up straight and pout 

I'll suck your face until I pull your wisdoms out 

A tongue so long it really grows and grows 

Put it in your mouth and it'll clean out your nose 

I've only kissed one girl before 

My Grandma on the kitchen floor 

She dribbled and grinned and said "Hey Kid, 

You taught me things your Grandpa never did" 

She added there'd be hell to pay 

If Ma found out we'd gone astray 

So hurry Paul, go and get some sleep 

You finally got a skill to teach the sheep 

Hey, hey, calm down and pucker up 

These lips are strong enough to stop a truck 

A tongue so long, it really packs a punch 

One kiss from this 

And I'll know what you had for lunch 

One kiss from this 

And I'll know what you had for lunch 

Yesterday