The Sun Lyrics - Singles - Doug Anthony All Stars

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! 

Lust- crazed and underaged in teenage rampage 

(Extra! Extra! Read all about shit!) 

Purgatory sex orgy, bible-bashing whorish Tories 

(Milords, ladies, ladies, milords!) 

Public virtue, private vice, animal sacrifice 

Muslim terror, horror in the air and 

Kylie is an alien. 

Transvestites in the House of Commons 

Margaret Thatcher, witches coven 

(I told you not to do that, Denis) 

A journey to hell through a virgin blood bath 

(I was a teenage twelve-year-old) 

Tie me up and tease me 

"Rubber, please," says specialist 

Athlete fails drug test 

Trio in a love nest 

Kylie is a Brussels sprout. 

Reform girls eat castrated cocker spaniel 

Minister in panty raid, schoolgirl scandal 

Pervert! Vandal! Impaled on the handle! 

Bug-eyed fruit-loops 

We are at war with evil 

We are at war with evil 

We are at war with evil 

Gotcha! 

Here comes the Sun, the Guardian and the Truth 

The Herald, The Times, delivered to me and you. 

I read it all in letters ten foot tall 

The news of the newspapers writing on the toilet walls 

Siamese twins in incest torture chambers 

("Hurt me, hurt my brother, just hurt my brother") 

Herbal remedy for terminal cancer 

Midget doctor, caesarean catastrophe 

Test tube baby turns to black tar algae 

(I didn't mean to hurt her, the bastards forced me) 

Acupuncture proves to be cure for haemophilia 

(What the fuck are you doing? 

What the fuck are you doing? 

I'm trying to help!) 

Kyle has a sister 

Dannii! Urrghh! 

Quiet student real life pantyhose serial killer 

("Norman, Norman, act like a man") 

Violent sex crime and a cannibal dinner 

(He puts the lotion on its skin and puts it in the basket) 

Dwarf and giant in dirty sex video 

Man dies of rust after eating auto 

Polygamy for lager lout 

(My friend is a Brussels sprout) 

And Kylie is a poofter 

And Jason is a hetero 

(Ooh Jason!) 

Boy, 5, gives birth to deformed older brother 

Maltese girl, 13, great-great-grandmother 

Sewerage system feeds a two-headed monster 

Medal of honor for an armless butcher 

We are at war with evil 

We are at war with evil 

Gotcha! 

Here comes The Sun, the news of the world 

The page three lady, she's a big big girl 

I read it all in letters ten foot tall 

The views of the newspapers smearing shit down toilet walls 

Through the halls, 

Across the floors, 

Smearing shit over us all 

All 

Gotcha!