Wimmin Lyrics - Singles - Doug Anthony All Stars

(Tim reads this poem) 

If I asked all the women of the world what it was to be a lesbian, 

they would be silent, oh mother. 

And yet, if I was to ask all the men (men is the derivative of womyn) in = 

the 

world what it was to be a lesbian, 

they would talk their small dark and vicious minds for an eternity. 

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock 

Virile vulvic pole vaulter, creamy contorted control tower 

penetrating the big fluffy clouds of all womyn. 

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock 

Ramrod frothing spring roll, dipping, dunking, drooping, 

into the soy-sauce bowl of all sisters, to gain that sweet and sour pork = 

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock 

Siamese-eyed invader. Cake decorater, squidging, squirting, splodging, 

the cheap white carbohydrates upon the womyns lemon-merangue sponge 

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock 

I reject thee, I reject thee, I reject thee...thrice 

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock 

Feculent fist thrust cruely inside the mother-earth, glove puppet. 

Frontend-loader, mining, scraping, painting, defiling, 

filling the unwilling velvet goldmine, with splodges and wet wads of = 

baby 

gravy 

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock 

Loathing laden ladel lavishing lumps of creamy, 

airy white sauce upon the womyn's chicken maryland hairyland. 

Oh male, you wish to fuck this body, you wish to fuck...it..now? 

Well thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not...thrice 

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock 

Furious frown invading the loving understanding vertical smile of all = 

womyn 

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock 

Single headed dog, pissing on the fallopian tree 

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock 

Pink and purple pajero family wagon, driving around in the vulva = 

cul-de-sac 

You total sexist bastard get out of our lives