Long In The Tooth Lyrics - Singles - Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade

Long in the tooth 

Long in the tooth 

I'm lookin' round the corner 

And I'm long in the tooth 

Waiter, hey check please 

In the corner booth 

I'm feelin' rather long in the tooth 

Time is a loser, boozer, schnoozer 

He carried up and married up 

A midwest hoosier 

Coffee beans 

Fax machines 

Playin' like a schmoozer 

He's gettin' rather long in the tooth 

Oysterhead, Zeppelin Led 

Shoulda heard what granny said 

Paco de Lucia never seen a man like Flouncin' Fred 

Wrapped up 

Tapped out 

Crapped on 

Bled 

He's feelin' rather long in the tooth 

Long in the tooth 

Long in the tooth 

Mother Nature's greedy when 

You're long in the tooth 

You ain't afraid of dying 

But you're terrified of youth 

You must be gettin' rather 

Long in the tooth 

Long in the tooth 

Long in the tooth 

If you're watchin' Price is Right 

Then you're damn long in the tooth 

I sold of my rebellion 

For a pocket full of couth 

'Cause I'm getting 

Rather long in the tooth 

Stompin' Tom says "Hey, hi, heave, hi, ho" 

Stompin' Tom says "Hey, hi, heave, hi, ho" 

Stompin' Tom says "Hey, hi, heave, hi, ho" 

Stompin' Tom says "Hey, hi, heave, hi, ho" 

Long in the tooth 

Long in the tooth 

Long in the tooth 

Long in the tooth 

Well I'll take mine dirty 

With a splash of Vermouth 

I kinda like bein' long in the tooth