Ding Dang Lyrics - Singles - Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade

They used to call him nigger boy 

When he was but a tike 

So he grew up to be 

An angry young man 

They said: "Run now nigger boy!" 

At football games in highschool 

He grew up to be 

An angry young man 

If they'd called him a brother 

or a neighbor or a cousin 

Then the world would be less 

one angry young man 

But they called him little nigger boy 

When he was but a tike 

So he grew up to be 

An angry young man 

They called him little white trash 

When he went down to schoolyard 

He grew up to be 

An ignorant man 

They said: "Hey little white trash, 

You aint got no shoes on." 

He grew up to be an ignorant man 

If they'd called him a brother 

or a neighbor or a cousin 

Then the world would be less 

one ignorant man 

But they called him little white trash 

When he went down the school yard 

So he grew up to be 

An ignorant man 

[Chorus] 

Well ding dang 

Hey ho 

A ding dang 

Hey ho 

A ding dang 

Hey ho 

No matter where you are 

There you go 

They called Micheal a liar 

When he was but a tike 

So he grew up to be 

An incarcerated man 

They said: "Hey little liar, 

We gonna fill your mouth with dish soap." 

He gre up to be 

An incarcerated man 

If they'd called him a brother 

or a neighbor or a cousin 

Then the world would be less 

one incarcerated man 

But they called MIcheal a liar 

When he was but a tike 

So he grew up to be 

An incarcerated man 

[Chorus] 

They used to call him faggot 

'Cause they didn't like his hairstyle 

He grew up to be 

A bitter young man 

They said: "Hey little faggot, 

We're gonna get your ass in dodgeball." 

He grew up to be 

A bitter young man 

If they'd called him a brother 

or a neighbor or a cousin 

Then the world would be less 

one bitter young man 

But they called him little faggot 

'Cause they didn't like his hairstyle 

So he grew up to be 

A bitter young man 

[Chorus x2]