David Makalaster Lyrics - Singles - Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade

I'm David Makalaster 

Your ten o'clock newscaster 

My lips are moving faster than 

My mind can comprehend 

I'm David Makalaster 

Your ten o'clock newscaster 

Some call me Mr. Mcaly-Mouth 

But think of me as friend 

If you believe the things I tell you 

I've a bridge or two to sell you 

And since I've cut my intake down 

My liver's on the mend 

'Cause I'm David Makalaster 

Your ten o'clock newscaster 

Good evening and here's what's new 

Isn't it awfully nice 

To live in a world 

Where everything's exactly how it seems 

We live in a world 

Where all you have to do 

Is sit around and dream 

About the things that make ya happy 

The things that make ya smile 

Lay back, relax 

Apathy's back in style 

I'm David Makalaster 

Your ten o'clock newscaster 

And I firmly execute 

Every word I say 

I'm David Makalaster 

Your ten o'clock newscaster 

Only 6% of America 

Thinks that I am gay 

If you believe the things I tell you 

I've a bridge or two to sell you 

And if you see the spider 

Don't spill your cords and whey 

'Cause I'm David Makalaster 

Your ten o'clock newscaster 

Good evening and here's what's new 

Isn't it awfully nice 

To live in a world 

Where everything's exactly how it seems 

We live in a world 

That strokes you in the fire 

To build up steam 

We live in a world 

Where all you have to do 

Is sit around and dream 

About the things that make ya happy 

The things that make ya smile 

Lay back, relax 

Apathy's back in style 

Apathy's back in style 

I'm David Makalaster 

Your ten o'clock newscaster 

Good evening and here's what's new