D's Diner Lyrics - Singles - Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade

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Who wants to go to D's Diner? (I do) 

Who wants to go down to D's? (me) 

There's a place just off the GRavenstein 

Where the milkshakes flow like wine 

The best damn breakfast Burrito 

You can get anywhere anytime 

When I think of them fried egg sandwishes 

Well, my mouth starts waterin' hard 

And them sweet potato fries 

And onion rings taste just right 

'Cause they don't fry in lard 

[Chorus] 

Well fancy ketchup, bendy straw 

This aint your average ma and pa 

Grab a booth or sit outside 

Have a dose of rainbow pride 

Order at the window sill 

And watch 'em fry up there on the grill 

Bring your daughters, bring your sons 

They serve their franks on gourmet buns 

Tell your friends to come and see 

'Cause no one serves it up quite like D 

(x2) 

[Chorus] 

House-a-Hula Burger 

Got teriyaki pineapple rings 

Caliente Burger 

Hot chiles that'll make you sing 

Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long 

Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long 

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