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This Week
Monday morning got that feeling. Tuesday better be more revealing. Wednesday halfway there. Thursday we get paid. . Friday, another boring day. Saturday no work, we play.
This Is Your Life
Unemployment life on the dole. No work for me no work at all. City and slums and poverty too. Hanging about with nothing to do. Go on back now nobody cares.
That's Happiness
Drunks with drinks. Druggies with drugs. Sadists with whips. Secret agents with bugs. Politicians with lies. Squirrels with nuts. Jugglers with balls.
Telepathic People
Their open minds are doing fine. Sucking on our space and time. Destitute they'll find their goal. Looking in an empty hole. Telepathic people. Looking in my mind.
Tango
Picked up umbrella. Put on my bowler. Looked in mirror. Ready for the tango. I phoned a taxi. For me and Maxi. She looked fantasti. We did the tango. whoaho we danced the tango x2.
The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler
"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right..". "This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song". "I hope you enjoy it.". . [Starts playing]. Love to eat turkey.
The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie
holy shit, this boat is sweet uncle donnie.. It must be fast and shit.. This fucking boat's got more balls then the fuckin celtic's lockeroom.. yeah but it musta cost you like 50 Gs or something..
The Peeper
Singers: The Peeper, the peeper, what's going through his head? (Whoa!). [Leaves rustling]. Peeper: Climbin' the tree. Slowly, quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Window high. Great view. Settlin' in. Keepin' it quiet. Hidden. Heart pounding through chest. Waiting. Lookin' around. Nervous. Lights on, jackpot, there she is. Ohh my. New pants. Classy- not too tight. Walkin' around the room. No idea I'm here. Lovin' it. Rubbin' her feet. Tough day. Relaxin'. Hops off bed, goin' towards bathroom. Shuttin' the door. Alone again. Waiting. Lookin' around. Bored. Pullin' out nipple clips. Painful! ow... but deserve it..
The New Chanukah Song
Chanukah is the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents. We get eight crazy nights. So when you feel like the only kid in town. Without a Christmas tree.
The Hanukkah Song
Intro: this is a song, that uh, theres alot of xmas songs out there, but not. Too many about hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish.
The Hannukah Oing
Put on your yamukah. Here comes Hannukah. So much funnukah. To celebrate Hannukah. . Hannukah is: the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents.
The Goat
ADAM: I am a simple goat.. I live on the back of a pick-up truck.. The Old Man tied me here with a 3 ft. rope.. Am I happy?. He don't give a fuck.. OLD MAN: Hey goat!.
The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
[Adam Sandler]:. And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson.. . [Man]:. Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he.
The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
[Adam Sandler]:. And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop.. . [Cop]:. Do you realize how fast you were going sir?. . {Excited Southerner]:.
The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
[Adam Sandler]:. And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.. . [Man]:. So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.. .
The Chanukah Song, Part 3
Put on your yamulke. It's time for Chanukah. Once again it's onaka. The miracle of Chanukah. Chanukah is the Festival of Lights. One day of presents?.
The Chanukah Song Part Iii
Put on your yarmulke. Here comes Chanukah. Once again it's onaka. The miracle of Chanukah. . Chanukah is the festival of lights. One day of presents, hell no, we get eight crazy nights.
The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
Performed by rob schneider. . "and now the severe beating of a high school science teacher.". . [lecturing]. "zinc is by far the best element.". "i also like plutonium.".
Technical Foul
Look you've got to understand. Its just been me and Eleanor for sixty-seven years. So she gets nervous around strangers. I wouldn't show that picture to any one.
Times Are Bad
Well, times are bad. And all the time you're feeling sad. And people are laughing. Telling you to go away. . And your feet are trudging. You're always acting like you're curmudgeon.
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