The Hannukah Oing Lyrics - Adam Sandler

Put on your yamukah 

Here comes Hannukah 

So much funnukah 

To celebrate Hannukah 

Hannukah is: the festival of lights 

Instead of one day of presents 

We have eight crazy nights 

When you feel like the only kid in town 

Without a Christmas tree 

Here's a list of people who are Jewish 

Just like you and me: 

David Lee Roth 

Lights the menorah 

So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas 

And the late Dinah Shorah 

Guess who eats together at 

The Carnegie Deli? 

Bowser from Sha-Na-Na 

And Arthur Fonzarelli! 

Paul Newman's half Jewish 

And Goldie Hawn's half, too 

Put them together, 

What a fine looking Jew! 

You don't need Deck the Halls 

Or Jingle Bell Rock, 

'Cause you can spin a dreidel 

With Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock! [both Jewish] 

Put on your yamukah 

It's time for hannukah 

The owner of the seattle supersonica 

Celebrates Hannukah 

O.J. Simpson 

[not a Jew] 

But guess who is? 

Hall of Famer Rod Carew. [He converted] 

We got Ann Landers, 

And her sister Dear Abby, 

Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish 

Not too shabby 

Some people think 

That Ebenezer Scrooge is 

Well, he's not, but guess who is -- 

All three Stooges! 

So many Jews are in show biz 

Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is! 

Tell your friend Veronica 

It's time to celebrate Hannukah 

I hope I get a harmonica 

On this lovely, lovely Hannukah 

So drink your Gin and tonica 

And smoke your marijuanica 

If you really, really wannaca 

Have a happy happy, happy happy Hannukah 

Happy Hannukah!