The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview Lyrics - Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler]: 

And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. 

[Man]: 

So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company. 

[Excite Southerner]: 

...Good question, I have a good answer for that...first first first of all I am 

a very...very hard work...vocational skills...I went to...willing to work on a 

holidays...I had a tango and mirumba lessons...learning to get along with other 

people...but I'm sorry I got my G.E.D....with a overtime...time and a 

half...speakin in two languages...Spanish and a...a..another one....and I and 

and...loyal like a dog...tell you that much...willin to start at the 

bottom...and also willing...to stay there...your intestines...completely 

flawless...drug-free with a...whoo-wee..good references...if you call my last 

boss...he was..actually he was gonna inform me...with a...I got no dependence 

with the W-2 form...and I was wondering.. 

[Man]: 

You know what? That's great but uh we don't have anything open right now. 

Thanks for comin' down. 

[Excited Southerner]: 

Cool. 

[Man]: 

Are you alright?