The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson Lyrics - Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler]: 

And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. 

[Man]: 

Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he 

just wanted to say hello. 

[Excited Southerner]: 

Well I...I can't...believe...I'm in the...laser disc...Mr.Gibson...I...I 

...I...such a...got to...I...Braveheart was...you...you're...got your 

autograph...with a 8X10 gloss...your face was burnt though...Tina 

Turner...singing a song to the...mama...mother...mother...loves you too...got 

to...Bird On the Water...not such a good picture but...you made up for it with 

the Mad Max...got a...mail...mail was very...got so much going...and the koala 

bears...got...I'm a big fan...Golden Globe awards...if maybe the people's 

choice... 

[Man]: 

Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry Mel let me get this moron outta here.