Postcard Lyrics - The Doughnut In Granny's Greenhouse - Bonzo Dog Band

Oh, I do like to be beside the sea 

Drinking bear sits in Silver's Arcade 

Sips imaginary lemonade 

Amusement Pork! 

Writing letters home 

What a lovely view-EE-ooo (blah blah blab blab) (Dear Mom) 

"What the Butler Saw" was a bit of a drag 

The captain says he's going to heave, too 

Bored with Bingo, we went for a swim 

Fat sea cows with gorgonzola skin 

Semi-nude! 

After lunch, we grabbed our trunks 

And we all got cramp! 

Trousers rolled, the sea is cold 

But it's good for chillblains 

On the prom, white plimsolls and blue shorts 

Brass band playing by the tennis courts 

Love-fifteen! Love fifteen year olds 

What a lovely view-EE-ooo, I've written at last 

What's the rudest one? Just for a laugh 

Just married and it sticks out for a mile! 

We wish you were here 

We wish you were here 

We wish you were here 

We wish you were here 

We wish you were here 

We wish you were here 

We wish you were here 

We wish you were here 

We wish you were here 

We wish you were here 

We wish you were here 

We wish you were here 

We wish you were here 

It rained yesterday, so we stayed indoors 

The food's all right, I'm okay, hope you are same 

Wish you were always, your loving son Anthony 

I hope I get bronze this year